Humor in the family :)

Son: Dad, Who amongst father and son is more intelligent?

Father: The father, naturally.

Son: Really? Then why did Columbus discover America and not his father!

Wife: Darling now that we are engaged, can you give me a ring?

Husband: Certainly, what's your phone number?

Son: Father, how much am I worth to you?

Father: Why son, you're worth millions to me.

Son: Please can I have some advance of that sum?

Wife: Wherever we keep the money, our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it.

Husband: Keep it in his textbook. He never touches it!

Mom: Can the children travel in the bus on a half ticket?

Conductor: Yes, provided they are less than 12.

Mom: Thank God, I have only 9!